MRXD-057 I can't read three moves in the endgame because I can't see the important pieces because the beautiful, intelligent female assistant who listens to the chess show has too many boobs on her side and they are in the way.
The heated battle unfolds on the board. While you were watching with bated breath as the pieces, which had no opening, middle, or endgame gaps, moved dynamically, your view was repeatedly interrupted by the plump, prominent side of the female assistant who stood in front of the commentary board. Ten seconds, twenty seconds, 123.... The female pie ridges that obstructed your thinking without malice or intentionally, at the crucial moment of the endgame, when you were trying to escape from a deadlock, caused a sudden death in a simple 3-move game that you could have easily won in a normal situation.
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Published at 9th Sep 2017
Published at 9th Sep 2017
